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上工囉，新的一年與新的期望，全賴新的努力

《上工日》

今天起上工囉，為了激勵大家的士氣，講個故事

某人（不是我）痛恨老婆到極點，恰好那天馬可經過他家門口，見他穿著衛生褲縮在人行道上抽菸，就上去哈啦順便討根煙抽。他很大方，不過他咬著牙問：

「馬可，有什麼謀殺老婆而不會被關的主意沒？」

抽了他的煙，當然得回饋，再見到屋內他老婆的模樣，一時起了若干生理反應，馬可說：

「老包，有個辦法，你每天和她做，二十年後她一定消耗過度而掛掉。」

他沒說話，皺著眉用力吸煙，彷彿想把煙吸進他的十二指腸內。

二十年後馬可經過他家門口，見他依然縮著脖子抽煙。馬可上前討根煙，才發現他竟瘦得不成人形。馬可以關懷的口氣問：

老包，怎麼回事，才二十年不見，你怎麼成這副模樣？

他偷眼瞧了屋內一眼，朝馬可眨眨眼說：

「馬可，嘿，我老婆還不知道她的壽命到今天晚上為止耶。」

馬可又瞄了瞄屋內的老包老婆一眼，她滿面紅光，身材變得較豐腴，但依然性感十足。這時她正在講電話，發出如雷的笑聲。

馬可抽完煙，拍拍老包的肩膀說：

「包哥，晚上好好睡覺。」

後來馬可就再也沒去找老包抽不要錢的煙了。

開工，要用力，其實用力的過程之中也能得到快樂！像，努力的老包。

本日主題曲：披頭四的《哈囉，茱迪》

Hey jude, don’t make it bad

Take a sad song and make it better

Remember,  to let her into your heart

Then you can start to make it better

Hey Jude don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better

And any time you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder

Hey Jude don't let me down
You have found her now go and get her
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

So let it out and let it in
Hey Jude begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you
Hey Jude you'll do
The movement you need is on your shoulder

Hey Jude don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her under your skin
Then you'll begin to make it better
Better, better, better, better, better